...'cause I'm a criminal.
CIAC was started as a joke making fun of an Eminem song. Skyler and I started saying ridiculous things such as, "I have a chromed out donut tire" or "I converted my electric car to run on gas," and following that with the phrase "cause I'm a criminal." Submit your own by sending an email to causeimacriminal@hotmail.com. If we like it we will post it! (Master list: http://www.mediafire.com/causeimacriminal)
Friday, December 19, 2014
Friday, September 23, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Friday, June 3, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
I call 911 just to chat ciac.
(I have to credit Nomeansno for this one though...from Everyday I Start To Ooze.)
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Friday, February 4, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Some I thought of today...
I save Word documents after every letter I type ciac.
My urine is potable ciac. (that helps you, Henry)
I only date girls with grills ciac.
I was a law-abiding citizen for Halloween ciac.
My urine is potable ciac. (that helps you, Henry)
I only date girls with grills ciac.
I was a law-abiding citizen for Halloween ciac.
Friday, October 1, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Some from Joe D
I date girls who are 17 years and 364 days old ciac.
I'm glad NBC stuck with Leno ciac.
I'm glad NBC stuck with Leno ciac.
Monday, September 6, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Some I had saved...
I roofie my girlfriend ciac.
I ask homeless people for money ciac. -wt
I break into other people's houses and clean them ciac. -wt
I can drive two cars at a time ciac. -wt
I take my wife to a bachelor party ciac.
(unknown)
I download spyware on purpose ciac.
I have a coke nail on my toe ciac.
I pull cops over ciac.
Will
I get 86'd from Applebee's ciac.
I put the Bible in the fiction section ciac.
Jake
I only listen to vinyl rips ciac.
I drunk dial my mom ciac.
I google Google ciac.
I chase microbrews with Bud Light ciac.
I face my bills before I spend them ciac.
I smoke twenty-FOUR feet from buildings ciac.
I drink white wine from a red wine glass ciac.
I perm my pubes ciac.
I put jarred sauce on homemade pasta ciac.
I read Highlights for the articles ciac.
I only drink grain alcohol and Keystone Light ciac.
I only use prime numbers ciac.
I OD on marijuana ciac.
I put filters on my Lucky Strikes ciac.
My ringtone is MMMBop ciac.
me
I ask homeless people for money ciac. -wt
I break into other people's houses and clean them ciac. -wt
I can drive two cars at a time ciac. -wt
I take my wife to a bachelor party ciac.
(unknown)
I download spyware on purpose ciac.
I have a coke nail on my toe ciac.
I pull cops over ciac.
Will
I get 86'd from Applebee's ciac.
I put the Bible in the fiction section ciac.
Jake
I only listen to vinyl rips ciac.
I drunk dial my mom ciac.
I google Google ciac.
I chase microbrews with Bud Light ciac.
I face my bills before I spend them ciac.
I smoke twenty-FOUR feet from buildings ciac.
I drink white wine from a red wine glass ciac.
I perm my pubes ciac.
I put jarred sauce on homemade pasta ciac.
I read Highlights for the articles ciac.
I only drink grain alcohol and Keystone Light ciac.
I only use prime numbers ciac.
I OD on marijuana ciac.
I put filters on my Lucky Strikes ciac.
My ringtone is MMMBop ciac.
me
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Master list download
Link for the master list... will be updated regularly as new ones come in.
http://www.mediafire.com/causeimacriminal
http://www.mediafire.com/causeimacriminal
More from the archives...
My shadow weighs 200 lbs ciac.
I tell my kids Santa is gay ciac.
I take a GPS on tour ciac.
-Kelley
I use the granny stick for every shot ciac.
-Skyler
I buy beer for older people ciac.
I got my eyeballs pierced ciac.
I put keef on resin bowls ciac.
I Netflix VHS tapes ciac.
-Will
I tell my kids Santa is gay ciac.
I take a GPS on tour ciac.
-Kelley
I use the granny stick for every shot ciac.
-Skyler
I buy beer for older people ciac.
I got my eyeballs pierced ciac.
I put keef on resin bowls ciac.
I Netflix VHS tapes ciac.
-Will
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Past CIAC's Will and Skyler
These are originals from years ago when we first started keeping track of them.
I wipe my ass with bacon ciac.
I usually have diarrhea ciac.
I preheat the oven when I'm not cooking ciac.
I eat sandwiches without the bread ciac.
I play pool with my dick ciac.
I eat chicks out with a fork ciac.
I listen to Barbie Girl and masturbate ciac.
My favorite movie is The Fog ciac.
I only wear temporary tattoos ciac.
I sample grapes at the supermarket ciac.
I only date chicks on eHarmony ciac.
I crush lines of monster trucks with my moped ciac.
I cut my own leg off with a plastic spoon ciac.
I brush my teeth with hydrochloric acid ciac.
I watch DVDs in the VCR ciac.
I only put in one contact ciac.
I set my thermostat to 85 in the summer ciac.
I floss my teeth with g-strings ciac.
I bring oscillating fans to parties ciac.
I bong bongwater ciac.
I watch Sci-Fi original movies ciac.
I put roofies in my own drinks ciac.
I know where the hood is at ciac.
I play solitare at LAN parties ciac.
I watch movies on cable for the commercials ciac.
When I build puzzles I start in the middle ciac.
I buy new phone batteries instead of recharging them ciac.
Idon'tusespacewhenItxtciac.
I make moon tea ciac.
I pay for all you can eat buffets when I'm not hungry ciac.
I only lube up after I beat off ciac.
I clean my house with bleach and ammonia ciac.
I use an annoying strand of beef jerky as a toothpick ciac. -HB
I use water to put out grease fires ciac.
I listen to silent movie soundtracks in my car ciac.
I purposely void the warranty the day I buy anything ciac.
I watch Tivo in rewind ciac.
I wipe my ass with bacon ciac.
I usually have diarrhea ciac.
I preheat the oven when I'm not cooking ciac.
I eat sandwiches without the bread ciac.
I play pool with my dick ciac.
I eat chicks out with a fork ciac.
I listen to Barbie Girl and masturbate ciac.
My favorite movie is The Fog ciac.
I only wear temporary tattoos ciac.
I sample grapes at the supermarket ciac.
I only date chicks on eHarmony ciac.
I crush lines of monster trucks with my moped ciac.
I cut my own leg off with a plastic spoon ciac.
I brush my teeth with hydrochloric acid ciac.
I watch DVDs in the VCR ciac.
I only put in one contact ciac.
I set my thermostat to 85 in the summer ciac.
I floss my teeth with g-strings ciac.
I bring oscillating fans to parties ciac.
I bong bongwater ciac.
I watch Sci-Fi original movies ciac.
I put roofies in my own drinks ciac.
I know where the hood is at ciac.
I play solitare at LAN parties ciac.
I watch movies on cable for the commercials ciac.
When I build puzzles I start in the middle ciac.
I buy new phone batteries instead of recharging them ciac.
Idon'tusespacewhenItxtciac.
I make moon tea ciac.
I pay for all you can eat buffets when I'm not hungry ciac.
I only lube up after I beat off ciac.
I clean my house with bleach and ammonia ciac.
I use an annoying strand of beef jerky as a toothpick ciac. -HB
I use water to put out grease fires ciac.
I listen to silent movie soundtracks in my car ciac.
I purposely void the warranty the day I buy anything ciac.
I watch Tivo in rewind ciac.
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