I use a #1 pencil on scantron exams ciac.

My homepage is www.goatse.cx ciac.

I have a prosthetic brain ciac.

I call 911 just to chat ciac.

(I have to credit Nomeansno for this one though...from Everyday I Start To Ooze.)

I only dip recycled chew ciac. - Skyler

I cum on my own face ciac.

I only participate in two player spin the bottle ciac.

I eat the fat and throw the steak away ciac.

I remove unwanted tattoos with a wire brush ciac.

When my guitar gets out of tune i get a new one ciac.