I order a drink carrier at the bar ciac.

I play jump rope with downed power lines ciac.

I only gamble with loaves of sour dough bread ciac.

I successfully commited suicide with an air-soft pistol ciac.

I photoshopped my dick to look smaller ciac.

I break laws ciac.

I ask paper or plastic before intercourse ciac.

I counterfeit ones just to get by ciac.