I have spinners on my rolling luggage ciac.

I have a degree in dog breeding ciac.

I only karaoke disney songs ciac.

I have band practice at Guitar Center ciac. -Kelley

I used comic sans for the font on my wedding invites ciac.

I pull people water skis behind my yacht ciac.

I gained 300 lbs so i could compete on The Biggest Loser ciac.

I always run my computer in safe mode ciac.

I sneak whole cooked pizzas into the movie theatre ciac.

I buy jeans with holes and patch them before wearing ciac.

I format my computer's hard drive twice a day ciac. -deidre

I hit on mannequins ciac.

I beat cancer with placebos ciac.- jake

I still post things on this site ciac.

I have my belly button professionally cleaned ciac.

I have a dildo refurbishing business ciac.

I dont really know the back of my hand very well ciac.

I carve my pumpkins with a sawzall ciac.

I order my pizza with extra crust ciac.

Starving children in Africa send me 50 cents a day ciac.