I have a dildo refurbishing business ciac.

I dont really know the back of my hand very well ciac.

I carve my pumpkins with a sawzall ciac.

I order my pizza with extra crust ciac.

Starving children in Africa send me 50 cents a day ciac.

I wear fake back hair ciac.

I only pimp women 60+ years old ciac.

I use kosher pepper ciac. -deidre

I hit the bong while gassing up my car ciac.

My glass eye is lazy ciac.

I play wow on dial up ciac.

I dash before i dine ciac.

I fold and organize my dirty laundry ciac.

I smoke cigarettes through my nose ciac.

I eat my food in the bathroom of the restaurant ciac.

I only fish if i can see the whole school caic.

I trip balls on canned mushrooms ciac.

I order a drink carrier at the bar ciac.

I play jump rope with downed power lines ciac.

I only gamble with loaves of sour dough bread ciac.